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Origin, hospital emergency room slang for extremely old, Alzheimer's ridden, mute, sick people. GOMER is an acronym for "Get Out of My Emergency Room." In the novel "House of God" (Samuel Shem, 1978) GOMERS are defined essentially as sickly old people who now because of dementia have lost whatever quality it is that makes someone a person. When GOMERS come into the hospital they are unable to communicate so the admitting doctor will order many, many, lab tests hoping to discover why the GOMER was sent to the hospital. GOMERS never come to the hospital, they are only sent. This battery of tests is sometimes called a "Gomer-Gram."
That gomer down in room 13 just fell trying to climb out of bed and now he's bleeding all over my floor.
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A gangly, goofy, overly tall nerd.
Look at that tall, hunched over, dork. What a Gomer. Shazam!
Noun- A person or persons who displays an inability to function within normal social situations without being a nuisance, bother or generally an ass. It requires both an inability to function physically and mentally and should be used in describing a person or persons who possess both. Idiot references mental. Klutz references physical. Gomer encompasses both. A person who is not only an idiot, but has the physical ability to try to own it and inevitably fail.
Originally arose in connection to 60's iconic TV character Gomer Pyle.
George W. Bush is the prototypical gomer.
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A huge pile (in reference to Gomer Pyle) or line of any powder-type of substance that is to be snorted or inhaled using a straw into the nostril.
I've only been doing small lines lately, so I figured I was ready to step it up by snorting a gomer.
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Witless idiot yet to see the big picture and realise life is for living
See him/her gomerality is an education they just haven't found yet
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noun. spoken with a french accent. possible meanings. boner, or balls.
A: hey D'Arcy, what time is it?
B: in french accent do you mind woman? i'm tryin' to keep ma gomere!
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