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Litter Biscuits

Feline fecal-matter that is enveloped in a thick coating of kitty litter.

My dog must have been starving, because he decided to eat my cat's litter biscuits...

by commander_mcbugg April 30, 2014

8πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


kiddie litter

a grouping of 6 or more children to one set of parents or a single parent. Having a sixth child makes your brood a kiddie litter.

Ted: "Did Brangelina just adopt another baby?"

Ivy: "Yeah, they've officially got themselves a kiddie litter"

by Ivy Oganesyan July 7, 2009

25πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Litter Day

Usually celebrated around Earth Day when the weather is finally nice enough that you are able to drive with your windows down. This invariably causes all of the trash you have accumulated throughout the winter to start flying around the inside of your car until it flies out the open windows at about mach 1.3.

Scott couldn't hardly wait for Litter Day when the inside of his car would finally get cleaned out.

by gizzmo96 May 3, 2010

12πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Chum Litter

Leftover bits of toilet paper which is caught in the hairs around the butthole.

I was really turned off by your girlfriend's advances after I found her rear thatch covered in chum litter.

by June 12, 2016


Klitty Litter

A stinky or smelly pussy. Bad hygiene.

Damn that person stank. Not BO it’s β€œKlitty Litter!”

by schmoopie10 August 31, 2018


piss-littering

The act of throwing plastic jugs of urine out of a vehicle window and into the roadside ditch or weeds / bushes.
Piss-littering is usually performed by long-haul truckers as a matter of convenience.

It's the problem that's threatening to turn Oregon into a 97,052-square-mile Honey Bucket: roadside urine dumping. Today, to fight the epidemic of plastic jugs of urine being tossed from cars onto the roadside, the Oregon House Transportation Committee endorsed House Bill 3530, which would make improper disposal of human waste punishable by fines of up to $2,500. The Seattle P-I reports that the bill would target all urine-tossing motorists, but would specify harsher penalties for commercial drivers; in addition to pricey fines, pro truckers found guilty of piss-littering could face license suspension. State officials blame the boom in abandoned jugs on increased competition in the trucking industry, which deters truckers from stopping for pee breaks, but Oregon trucking associations are crying foul and playing innocent. "I don't think there's any evidence it's the trucking industry," said trucker lobbyist Robert Russell, adding, "Whoever's doing it shouldn't be doing it." Bill 3530 now goes to the Oregon Senate Transportation Committee.

by Telephony August 8, 2020


Dick Litter

Illegitimate children concieved by a man ho!!

I was in town earlier and seen Jackson's dick litter running through McDonalds like they haven't been fed all week.

by batshitcray January 23, 2016