Murf

To suddenly expel large quantities of purely liquid poop. Makes the murf sound as it suddenly hits the water in the toilet.

Man, that burrito gave me some hardcore murf.

a murf

when someones nose is so big that when he tries to perform oral sex on a girl, his nose gets stuck instead.

'some lad pulled a murf last night, it was shit'

Murf

A person who likes fruits

Instead of a vegetable liker he/she is a murf

Murf

Murf is a slang for saying someone or something has herpes of the butthole region.

“Damn that girl I slept with last night had murf bruh”
“Bruh I would but you know she has Murf right?”

murfed

to be winning, and or beating the shit outta some one or thing

TOSH-DAMNNNNN...we got murfed on in the game last night!
Randi-FERRRRR-SHEEEEEEE-ZEEEEEEEE

Murf

VERB- To sit around and vegitate... so do absolutly nothing and allow yourself to go completely brain dead for a few hours. This activity is usually taking place on a couch or bed while marinating in the same comfy clothes youve probly been wearing for days.

I cant wait till Sunday so I can just murf on my couch all day...

Dude i haven't moved in 6 hours... murf status over here.

Murf

The way someone talks when they are too drunk to form real words or complete sentences.

Karen: "Did you talk to Joe last night?"
Heather: "I tried, but I don't think he could understand what I was saying. I murfed."