awareness promoter

A pejorative term for leftist hippy freaks that don't do anything but whine. They live to promote awareness for stupid shit that nobody gives a shit about like civil liberties of manatees and preservation of indigenous rocks of the rainforests.

fred: "What are those awareness promoters doing over there?"
Rynaldo: "They're having a candle light vigil in memory of my salad"

Josh: "Hey V, how's that new chick you're going out with?"

V: "She's hot, but she's an awareness promoter. I keep trying to get her to blow me, but she won't shut up about the carbon emissions of frogs long enough for me to shove my cock down her throat."

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Shag Promotion

When a person fucks their boss to get higher in their company/organisation

Worker 1: Looks like Jeff's going to get that raise
Worker 2: Don't count on it, Bob says he's going for a shag promotion

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Facebook Promoter

Is a person that isn't a real club promoter but enjoys facebook inviting his friends to events for local parties at clubs or houses. He uses facebook because he or she is to poor to pay flyers and radio like a real promoter would do. This person is probably unemployed and thinks that doing this will make him big but really its just a hobbie. This person is probably your local celeb that thinks he is big time because he wears the same rocawear shirt to all the partys.

Man that nigga jake is just a facebook promoter, his partys are flop city all the way, im going to the young jeezy banger instead.

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Promotion Negro

A jpeg picture of a happy black man in a shirt and tie, jumped to from the porn you were looking at, when your boss enters the cubicle.

I was looking at some cool fakes of Megan Fox, but had to switch tabs to promotion negro, when my VP came over to see what I was working on.

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Couch promoter

Someone who’s never worked on an event in their life but sits on the keyboard, “couch” or at dinners and gives unsolicited advice. They can be recognized because sentences usually start with the statement : YOU SHOULD

Jaden: You know what “you should” do to make your event better
Promoter: yeh
Jaden: Thriller at the zombie walk

Promoter: you should start working on your choreography for next year. Stop being a couch promoter.

Carol: You know what “you should” do to make your event better
Promoter: yeh
Carol: I don’t like the music you picked. You should have house music inventor David Guetta and our local DJs make it danceable.

Promoter: we put out a call to musicians Carol if they wanted to they could have played or you could have suggested it too!
Carol: I don’t want to be a part of all that, I just want to have fun.

Promoter: thanks for being a couch promoter carol.

Jody Promotion

It’s an Irish saying telling someone to go to hell so well that they enjoy the trip!

I can’t stand Laura. She slept with my husband. I think She deserves a Jody Promotion..

selfie-promotion

To take a selfie in the act of performing a good deed or while doing something "cool" and subsequently texting or posting said picture to social media so as to show what an extraordinary person you are

Girl 1: Rachel is so successful - it's pretty awesome to see all the cool things she's doing to give back to her community

Girl 2: You mean all her Facebook posts? Have you met Rachel? That's all just selfie-promotion