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A term referring to an erection. Due to the fact that an erect penis has a purple like head and that it slings a yogurt like substance. This term is used in the movie Varsity Blues.
I used my purple headed yogurt slinger to give that a girl a houdini.
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A particularly colourful way of describing the penis
"May I besiege thy love palace with my purple headed battering ram"
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the act of squezzing one's cock before the act of ejaculation
the bitch turbo fisted my purple headed yogurt slanger.
Penis, Wang, cock, slong, dick, pecker, third leg, etc
Man... Matt slammed his purple headed yogurt squirter into that bowl of clam chowder
Slang - Amer. - penis (usually circumcised)
Guy #1: So then what?
Guy #2: So then I broke out my purple-headed pussy poker and hit that like a porn star
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Slang for your cock when he gets big and hard, called "purple-headed" because of the color of your tip when you are turned on, and "yogurt-slinger" because of the come that you shoot when you ejaculate.
When she saw my purple-headed yogurt slinger standing up big and tall and proud and in his full glory, swollen to his full erect height of ten and a half inches, she said, "Oh, yes, I WANT it!"
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Dude my purple headed mushroom slinger has to be atleast 10 inches...jeez!!!!
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