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In an exhaustive attempt to stave off the physical ravages of time, many aging males resort to the use of HGH, Testosterone and/or other illicit or unsupervised hormone replacement protocols. Unfortunately, the metabolism of these agents may result in an excess of available Estrogen which causes unwanted, unexpected and permanent development of breasts.

YO! Check out Roy! He's got 3% body fat and is as strong as a fuckin' baboon ... too bad about the 'roid tits.

YUP, guess who's saving up for surgery...

by YAWA July 6, 2018

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B-ROIDS

A man of utter and complete badassness, so badass in fact that the badassery contained within him may in fact rival that of Chuck Norris

B-ROIDS and Chuck Norris walked into bar, that bar exploded the instant the door shut, because no building can contain that much badssness in its walls.

by Broyle5k August 20, 2009

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Roid Monkey

A person who has been using steroids for a long time and consequently has smaller testes and a short fuse. Generally on some competitive team or another, you see this type slavishly adoring the man with the biggest pecs at the local GNC store or muscle gym. Generally displays clouded thought processes, is quick to anger, and has trouble expressing himself eloquently (all known examples are male). Known to beat family members or significant others. Should be considered armed and dangerous.

"That's not a strategically shaved chimp flinging poo, that's a Roid Monkey....flinging poo."

by T.R.I. February 14, 2006

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roid head

someone who extensively uses steroids

I went to the club and it was packed with roid heads

by phil June 23, 2004

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roid block

a hemorrhoid that partially closes off a portion of the cornhole causing extreme pushing, burning and/or itching

i'm on an all soup diet so i can avoid further roid block

by spank e monk e January 19, 2011


Roid rage

Anger brought on for no environmental or emotional reason, but instead arbitrarily from an excess of androgen in the body. Terms as such because it is often exitbited by those who use steroids incorrectly.

Testosterone naturally feeds the territorial pride instinct in man (both men and women), so roid rage is most likely just nature misguiding an individual to attack when there is no stake to claim or preserve.

When Bill toyed around with intramuscular testosterone abuse, it made him feel like a god, but caused him to lose his girlfriend after he hit her during a fit of roid rage.

by Sleightflow October 22, 2012

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Roid Gut

The nasty pot belly that many steroid users get.

Topher, the Gym Rat bastard: "Hey Brah! My biceps are looking swoll AF!"
Me: "Lay off the juice and lose the roid gut. You look like a pregnant gorilla."

by Merriam EBster March 15, 2015

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