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Toast, if a Youtube poop reference, ripped from an extra scene in the video game "Hotel Mario" For the Sega CD.
It is laughed apon because of Marios mistake saying "You know what they say, all toasters toast toast."
Toast is what all toasters toast.
Mario: *Walking into a room with a clusterfuck of toasters plugged into one outlet.*
Mario: "Hahahaa, here's the problem...too many TOASTERS!"
Mario: *Holding up a bag of Bowsers sowerpuss bread* "You know what they say... all toasters, toast toast."
*Mario unplugs outlet and toast goes flying everywere*
Link: "Oh boy! I'm so hungry! I could eat -TOAST"
The king: "Enough, my TOASTER TOASTS TOAST in the morning. I wonder whats for -BREAKFAST!"
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A group of 2 or more males sit in a circle and jerk off on to a piece of toast.The last to ejaculate on the toast hast to eat it.This is called the game of "Toast".
We had a party and played toast last nite, Paul ate the toast.
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to be severely dissed up or mocked.
toaster hand symbol:
left hand, (turned sideways.in front)> *toaster.
right hand, (behind left palm) > *toast.
slide right hand up,
and POP that toast ; D
used in a sentence " OO, YOU'VE JUST BEEN TOASTED"
* usually accompanied by the 'toaster' hand symbol.
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Toast was a pointless invention from the Dark Ages. Toast wa an implement of torture that caused all those subjected to it to regurgitate in verbal from the sins and crimes of their past lives. Toast was a ritual item devoured by fetishists in the belief that it would enhance their kinetic and sexual powers. Toast cannot be explained by any rational means.
Toast is me.
I am toast.
----Form Oryx and Crake by Margaret Atwood
We used toast to sway the natives
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Urban expession of a series of guns.
a.k.a. heat
"We don' go nowhere without toast, we thugged out." 50 Cent Wanksta
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To spread butter on a piece of bread.
Before the first toaster was invented Irma Toastoffski of Salem Mass. accidentally dropped some shaken cream (or butter) onto a loaf of freshly baked bread. After much debate as to whether the concoction was poisonous or not, she tried a slice of the bread and discovered that not only was it not poison, but was in fact, delicious!
Irma distributed the wonderful new pastry to her neighbors, but the superstitious Puritans accused her of witchcraft. Irma was slathered in butter and burned alive with her bread while the villagers chanted "Toast witch, toast!!"
Still, buttered bread became a huge underground success in the colonies and soon spread across the world. The rest is history.
"Toast witch, toast!"
Father Jammison bit into his secret slice of buttered bread with sinful gusto and proclaimed, "God save my wretched soul, but this is the best damn toast I've ever eaten!"
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When you're under the influence of marijuana. When you've smoked so much weed that you're passed baked, you're toasted.
Dude, I'm really baked. No dude, you're toasted.