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To take three airplane sized bottles of liquor and put them between your fingers and pour all three into your mouth.
She wolverine'd six bottles of Goldschlager and has gold all over her face.
Wolverine is a fictional character, a superhero that appears in American comic books published by Marvel Comics, as well as in movies, television shows, and video games; most often in fiction related to the X-Men. He was created in 1974 by writer Len Wein and Marvel art director John Romita, Sr.
Wolverine is a mutant, born with the superhuman ability to fully and rapidly recover from any injury or ailment. He possesses long retractable claws that protrude from the backs of his hands. His skeleton is laced with a fictional metal known as adamantium, which makes it indestructible. Wolverine is a member of the X-Men, a team of superheroes who fight for mutant rights and to preserve the peace between mutants and normal humans.
Due to his wild popularity in the 1980s and beyond, an elaborate back story has been created for the character, from his origins in the Canadian prairie land to fighting gangsters in Asia, becoming part of a government-led superhero team, and having extensive adventures apart from other X-Men members.
Marvel editor-in-chief Roy Thomas asked writer Len Wein to devise a character specifically named Wolverine, who is Canadian and of small stature and with a wolverine's fierce temper. John Romita, Sr. designed the first Wolverine costume, and believes he introduced the retractible claws, saying, "When I make a design, I want it to be practical and functional. I thought, 'If a man has claws like that, how does he scratch his nose or tie his shoelaces?'" Wolverine first appeared in the final "teaser" panel of The Incredible Hulk #180 (cover-dated October 1974) written by Wein and penciled by Herb Trimpe. The character then appeared in a number of advertisements in various Marvel Comics publications before making his first major appearance in The Incredible Hulk #181 (November 1974) again by the Wein–Trimpe team. In 2009, Trimpe said he "distinctly remembers" Romita's sketch and that, "The way I see it, Romita and writer Len Wein sewed the monster together and I shocked it to life!... It was just one of those secondary or tertiary characters, actually, that we were using in that particular book with no particular notion of it going anywhere. We did characters in The Incredible Hulk all the time that were in particular issues and that was the end of them." Though often credited as co-creator, Trimpe adamantly denies having had any role in Wolverine's creation.
When you get fingered by a girl with extreme long acrylic nails resulting in extreme internal bleeding and bruising.
“I got absolutely wolverined last night!”
You dress up in the Wolverine outfit (comic book version, of course) and when the priest says "If anyone objects to this union, speak now or forever hold you peace." The person busts into the wedding and causes general disarray. This is usually done in groups so as to cause maximum confusion.
Groom: Yo, I was just about to get married to the life of my life and you won't guess what happened?
Friend: What?
Groom: Joe, Phil and Harry came in Wolverining...
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Priest: If anyone objects to this union, speak now or forever hold you peace.
Wolveriners: Yo! We're Wolverining this wedding!
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A sexual act in the same category as doing the Superman,or Spiderman.It's when the male jizzes on multiple knives,puts them between his fingers,and proceeds to fuck the chick with it.
Dude, I totally gave my girlfriend The Wolverine last night! She was bleeding like hell!
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After having awesome sex with your lady while on her period, you finish and while covered in her menstrual blood you jump in the shower and wash it away imagining as if your Wolverine healing from some awful wound/s from battle.
Me: Man i had awesome sex with my lady last night while she was at her heaviest on her period!
Paul: Hmmm... Sounds messy...
Me: Yeah its ok cause i just wolverined afterwards!
Paul: Thats AWESOME!
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the position a sports fan stands in when completely disgusted with his/her home team's preformance. Consists of both hands placed on the head and a look of disgust on the face. Also known as "The Big House Position". Originated in Ann Arbor, Michigan during the game against Appalachian State.
"The team was getting beat so badly everyone in the stadium was doing the Wolverine"
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