Look at that woofer over there! His dick is just dangling like so.
Someone who says their hobby is skydiving, but they’ve only done tandems and jumped once lol
Guy 1: Jim is so cool, he skydives every weekend!
Guy 2: Jim is a woofer, he did one tandem
Guy 1: what a liar
A hardware ID (HWID) spoofer mostly used to unblocked games.
I got a woofer tool so I am unbanned in call of duty
A fake engagement ring you wear to keep single guys from bothering you.
A guy/women will see this woofer ring on your hand and see that you are taken...just an extra prop to keep unwanted attention.
1. A person who likes to deep throat penis
2. A person that sucks dick
That guy is such a wong woofer.
That girl is such a slut, she's a wong woofer
An inferior subwoofer that cannot compete with the mainstream brands, and is made of subpar materials that results in lack of bass and early failure rates.
Schmidt was disappointed in his car subwoofer purchase at the state fairgrounds sale of the century, as he yelled "I never should have bought these damn pussy woofers for my Jimmy"