A wannabe cheeto girl is a Janet who says that she's a bruh girl.
Janet: I'm toootally a bruh girl!
y/n: No you're a wannabe cheeto girl without cheetos
Janet: How can I get cheetos? I live in Norway!
Someone who has orange/ginger colored hair. Ed Sheeran would be an example.
Is your brother a blond, brunette, blacket or Cheeto hair?
The act of sucking your fingers clean after inserting them in a vagina.
1. I woke up with the craziest taste in my mouth after cheetoing with my boo last night.
2. Her: do you need a paper towel
Me: nah it’s fine I’ll just Cheeto
Chee-to-ing
verb
1.
Taking a picture with a full unopened bag of cheetos with a stranger.
2.
Taking a picture with an associate with a bag of unopened jalepeno cheeder cheetos
Origin
late Middle English (also in the sense ‘creeper pic’)
Chester: Damn did that dude take a picture of you with a bag of cheetos?
Turner: Yeah, he didnt even offer me any.
Yesterday Samantha checked her phone and noticed someone had sent her a picture of Marcus cheetoing, with a text that simply read"i'm different yeah i'm different.
When one approaches a scrumptiously gauged ear, and asks the gaugee if they would be willing to participate in the sacred cheeto hooping sacrifice. Once the sacrifice cheeto has been selected from the bottom of the bag, the cheeto will be probed into the gauged lobe. The cheeto recipient must enthusiastically bite at minimum 50% of sacrifice cheeto through the gauge. Bonus points: When a couple whispers sweet nothings into the gaugee’s ear. Small nibble optional.
Omg bro my girlfriend wanted to go cheeto hooping at the bar. We did it… It was kinda hot.
That one suspiciously large kid in your class that wears the same black sweater to school every day covered in cheeto dust and their hands are extremely crusty.
Oh Jerry, that sad cheeto! Always sticking his finger crust up his nose.
When a fat ginger sneaks by with a fart. Crop dusting but with gingers only.
Gearal the fat ginger Cheeto dusting the buffet table.