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when a girl gives you head so good u nut all on her face (milk being nut, top as in being her head)
dam, man oh girl gives some hell of a milk top
When you offer a muffin/dessert to your chubby partner. i.e. partner who has a muffin top.
“Would you like a top up?”
“Would you like a top up for your muffin top?”
1. Senseless pummeling of one's ass using an orange edible taproot.
2. Having the head of a flamboyant, curly-haired ginger shoved up your ass.
Related Form: Carrot Topping
a. 19th Century Amish festival featuring hundreds of carrots and a few dozen curious young men.
Awww shit! I know I'mma get carrot topped for skipping school last Thursday.
A chain of doughnut shops in the Seattle area, founded in 2002. They serve better coffee than Starbucks and THE best doughnuts in America.
Person 1: Let's stop by Starbucks and spend ten dollars on overpriced coffee and marked-up snacks!
Person 2: Orrrr we could just hit up Top Pot.
Person 1: Oh yeah, we should do that. What was I thinking?
a phrase of stupidity, often used instead of laptop.
anyone who says "lab top" instead of "laptop" is a complete idiot.
note: the argument of "soda vs. pop both being carbonated beverages" is not the same as 'labtop' vs 'laptop'
"the file is on my lab top, not on this computer"
"im wanting to buy a new lab top, mines really old"
both of which could be responded to with:
"it's called a laptop you fucking moron."
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