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Jasmins personality disorder is when some idiot named jasmin thinks they're 2 different people. Also known as schizophrenia
Person a: that person was just super nice to me!
Person b: really? They were just glaring at me as if I killed their dog!
Person a: they must have jasmins personality disorder
The human immunodeficiency viruses are two species of Lentivirus that infect humans. Over time, they cause acquired immunodeficiency syndrome, a condition in which progressive failure of the immune system allows life-threatening opportunistic infections and cancers to thrive.
Jack
Did you hear about derek hes a carrier for A-P-D (AIDS-Pooting-Disorder
Simeon
I KNOW RIGHT its absolutely horrifying hes only got 5 years left to live
When all the perceptions in your mind are fecal oriented.
My shrink says that too much Urban Dictionary caused my Alabama Reality Disorder.
A voice in your head that makes you feel depressed, though you can mute it but you don’t really want to
John has Depressed Thought Disorder , so we should help him
An international online psych ward for the worlds most truly fucked up and cringy people.
Where did bob go?
Oh he’s involved in drama in Psych Disorder Haven right now
When your wrestling partner picks you up in the hallway for missing practice
The need to do something while pooping, i.e. reading, playing DS, texting etc
I read 3 chapters of my book while taking a shit, thanks to my attention deficate disorder