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Lifestyle choice!
Friendship… but only with girls (cuz guys suck)
When you just can’t kick your attraction to guys
Person 1: why is there only girls on your Snapchat?
Person 2: I’m doing platonic lesbianism
Basically the same as a normal Yandere, but us attracted to another girl. Also, is a more scary. So if you know whats good for you, Senpai, you will love me. I mean, seriously, we are both lesbians, why not?
A lesbian Yandere Is me, Senpai
Straight girl, that always turns lesbians heads.
Hey darling another lesbian just looked at you, your the lesbian whisperer
the type of lesbian that exists to hate all men, and wishes to see a world where men are all killed in a lesbian fascist uprising. notably different than your average lesbian, a decent person who simply is attracted to other women. militant lesbians are also rude to waiters
Ugh. Abigail is SUCH a militant lesbian, don’t you think? She just told me that all men should be executed!
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an asexual lesbian ; a lesbian more interested in kissing and cuddling
“i think i’m a bambi lesbian, i’m asexual.”
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twice the heat, none of the meat
My girlfriend was in the shower and i was incredibly horny. I could tell that she was too, because i could hear her moans from the kitchen. I quickly pulled out my vibrating dildo, threw on some fishnets and booty shorts, and took off my bra.
I snuck into the shower, and she turned around in surprise. She threw me a quick seductive smile, and we started kissing passionately and pinching each other's nipples. I gently kissed her triple-d breasts, and traveled all the way down to her perfect pink pussy. as soon as my tongue touched her clit, she let out a little moan and fell against the shower wall. She quickly flipped me over and said "Your turn sweetheart". With a wild vigor she started pinching and licking my rock hard nipples as i moaned in ecstasy. We started kissing again, and with no warning she stuck her finger up my ass. I quickly grabbed the shower head and sprayed her pussy and she collapsed on the floor, trembling as i stuck one, two, three fingers in her pussy. i pinched and massaged her clit, and stuck the dildo in. she screamed and i put it on the highest vibe setting. She lay on the floor, twitching and moaning, and i took the dildo out of her pussy and she shoved it in mine. i immediately collapsed. She stared doing doggystyle, and i cummed twice. I shoved my whole fist into her, and she screamed "GIVE ME MORE MOMMY PLEASEEE" and i quickly found her g-spot. she gasped, and squirted so far it landed on the vanity. we collapsed in an exhausted heap, and did it all again in the morning :). best lesbian sex i have ever had.
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A female seagull that is sexually attracted to other female seagulls.
Come fly with me, lesbian seagull
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