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Window Shaker

Slang for the old Window mount AC units that vibrated and were loud.

That Window Shaker is barely keep me from sweating to death in this old apartment.

by mccarthy79 July 6, 2010

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Windows ME

See shit. This ingenious piece of software is as stable as a skyscraper in a 10.0 earthquake.

lol u use windows em ur gayl lolol111
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Windows ME is shit. Why did they even put it out?

by ExKay August 9, 2003

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Windows Me

The old Windows Vista

I just got an upgrade to Vista today after my Windows Me support period ran out.

by ShakeSicle April 20, 2009

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Windows NT

The kernel of many Windows OS'. The OS' that use this to date are NT3.1, NT3.5, NT3.51, NT4, Windows 2000, Windows XP, Windows Vista and Windows 7, this excludes server only OS'.

The other kernel was 9x, OS' falling under this are MS-DOS, windows 1.x, Windows 2.x, Windows 3.x, Windows 95, Windows 98 and Windows ME

The NT kernel in Windows is a fine piece of craftmanship.

It's not just used in Windows NT

by effy11 February 25, 2010

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windows update

also known as a privacy intrusion, to see how big of a p***y you are. think about the definition versus the pronunciation.

I downloaded a windows update today about a virus that targeted only windows users. Once I downloaded this, i got various error messages saying how scared and afraid i was and how worthless i am to the empire of microsoft, comrade. the virus coudln't possibly be as bad as the updates.

by the_pwner January 29, 2004

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Windows Vista

A target for mac users to trash. Actually, it is a very powerful OS that is supported by any developers. It only crashes when an inexperienced user makes it crash, and is perfectly secure when a decent antivirus program is installed. Mac users blame it for copying Mac's GUI, when really Mac copied the idea of a GUI from Xerox. The only problem with Vista is the addition of User Account Control, which can be disabled easily. Overall, it's a great operating system that is user friendly as well as configurable.

Windows Vista User: Wanna play some Halo 2?
Mac User: No, I use a Mac. Vista is too bloated for my tastes.
Vista User: I have a half-decent system, so the requirements are no problem.
Mac User: That must have cost a fortune!
Vista User: Not at all. It definitely costs less than your Mac.
Mac: Well, your PC probably can't edit photos and videos, just like the new version of Mac OS X can.
Vista User: If I wanted to, I could have been doing those things for years.
Mac User: Fine, if you say so. I'm going to create photo masterpieces with Photobooth and share them on Facebook.
Vista User: So you're going to make heart shapes with your hands and take sepia pictures of yourself then add some kind of fagetty quote? Just give up.

by ovrkll August 12, 2009

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Juicy window

The act of fingering a partially nude female in the backseat of your toyota matrix for at least two hours while making out and fogging up the windows, then wiping the resultant goo on the window in an attempt to get rid of the fog, and finally leaving the window juice for your mom to clean up the next day.

dude, i pulled an inadvertent juicy window the other day. man, am i lucky that my mom thought it was sprite.

by Kyle Haas July 11, 2006

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