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The useless asshole you finally divorced after years of you doing everything for him and him treating you like a maid, and him being constantly drunk.
Jane: My ex husband is stalking me
Sally: Why the fuck did you even marry him? He's a low life! You should have known!
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Snakes on a Plane exterminators, rival to FED ex (Fucking Eating Disorder exterminators). Not to be confused with SOAP wash, which is just stupid.
Mr. K runs a quite profitable business called SOAP ex, in which he washes out unwanted snakes.
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ur most recently former girlfriend/boyfriend
somethin she said then her friend said and i said once in a house in BFE
Look i just got a message from my fresh ex
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This girl is a horrible person. She will steal your boyfriend and make lies about you. She will accuse you of making rumours, but she is the one that is really doing it. She will be nice at first but then she will turn. WARNING: If she is on her period you better run! Also known as skank or bitch or awful friend or even nasty
Yo did u see my Ex-friend?Wait? Is that her with Chris? Is she? Omg I hate u!
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Something that doesn't exist. You stop being in the Marines; you never stop being a Marine.
There is no such thing as an ex-Marine.
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A cougar, as defined by Urban Dictionary, only beyond 55 years old. She is no longer a cougar but still tries to pull off the act of cougaring.
Aaron's mom was a legitimate cougar in her day but she is now an ex cougar. Seeing her playing tonsil hockey with my friend at the bar last night was disgusting.
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An ex-boyfriend or girlfriend whom you sleep with on a regular basis.
I went to the club last night, got wasted, and hooked up with my n' ex.
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