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In British schools fish and chips are normally served for Friday dinner.
"It's Fishy Friday today mate!"
Also referred to as Art Murmur, it's a giant party in downtown Oakland that clogs up Telegraph and Broadway with local artists, sideshows, and the sweet smell of thc. Mostly it's a place where black guys go to get booty calls, punks go to shoulder tap, and hipsters go to pretend like they give a fuck about art.
dude1: you goin to first friday?
dude2: hoodslam?
dude1: no the art thing
dude2: fuck that shit I got free booze at home come over
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Fumo friday, A day in where Virgin nerd Celebrate friday with fumo plushes and the touhou community
You: Its Fumo Friday Dad!!
Dad: Where did it all go wrong *sigh*
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when u its friday u can be racist
angrypro: all black people are slaves
woolie: its alright everyone its nigga friday
everyone: ur right
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Not showering on Friday morning (or Thursday night) due to laziness brought on by excessive alcohol consumption. Such an action leaves one smelling less-than-perfect all day long on Friday, necessitating an all-too-brief wash-down after work or school before the nightly cycle of drinking begins anew.
I was going to meet Becky right after work, but I had some Filthy Friday action going on, and didn't want to meet her wearing the same outfit as last night.
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A high school tradition where seniors stuff freshmen in lockers.
Freshman: Where's the science lab?
Senior: On the third floor by the pool.
Freshman: Thanks! ...Wait a minute. We don't have a third floor.
Senior: By the way, happy freshman Friday! (Stuffs them in a locker and leaves)
Freshman: ...We don't even have a pool!
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A day where black people get shit for free from stores, and the white niggas only get deals because they are apologizing for all that slavery shit.
White Nigga: Aw shit the price too high
Black Nigga: lol get rekt we get free shit nigga smoke weed everyday black Friday lit hundred dolla bill ya
Asian Nigga:ใใผใฌใผใชใ็งใใกใฏ็กๆใฎใๅ็ฃใๅๅพใใฆใใชใใฎใงใ็งใฏใใชใใ็งใฎ่่ชใขใใกใญใผใซใใใใงใใชใใ้ฃในใใใณใฌIMใดใ!!!!!
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