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Lettuce Play, sometimes known as onioning, is the act of peeling back the layers of someone’s heading and slipping your cock between the skin and muscle.
Dude 1: “Me n my girlfriend are gonna try lettuce play tonight”
Dude 2: “Don’t man that’s so fucked up”
When you make a borderline racist joke that people of said race find funny, but your teacher finds out, you are a literal piece of lettuce.
*teacher uncomfortably close*
"Are you a literal piece of lettuce?"
"What?? Of course not! I didn't make that joke!"
A chip of your choice, broken up and put on a sand which or hogie of your choice.
I really like Doritos as my chip lettuce on my sand which!
Sea of lettuce is shit
-Hey I like sea of lettuce
-Nah
A bad case of genital warts
Yo brotha, stay away from tommi, she has a bad case of wild lettuce!
Lettuce lightning, typed in as 🥬⚡️ Is the official anti-proship symbol.
This is because it is the opposite of 🍖🌈/🌈🍖 which is the official proship symbol.
“Hey, you have lettuce lightning in your bio, what does that mean?”
“Dumbass bitch, read the definition above.”
“Oh.
🥬⚡️(Anti-proship) is the opposite of 🍖🌈/🌈🍖(proship)
“You have 🥬⚡️ In your bio, what does it mean?”
“Lettuce lightning means anti-ship you dumb bitch, it’s literally the opposite of rainbow meat, the proship symbol.”