Man shoved his thumbs inside a woman and rips the cheeks apart
Corey walked into the woman’s house and then maliciously lettuced her dog then blurts out get lettuced
Someone who is getting too self confident and showing off
Someone when assumes a higher rank and becomes so full of oneself
Ever since she got that new car she grew lettuce in the head
Ever since he applied to the new job he has lettuce in the head
This guy is too arrogant and has lettuce in the head
A recreational drug. Helps make life seem more relaxed.
Old man: Fucking hell, what’s that smell?
Old woman: Oh, the hippies next door are on the devil’s lettuce again!
Old man: Lucky bastards!
Father Lettuce is the name of the man who fears no God
"Hey, have you seen Father Lettuce today?"
"Who tf-"
A type of weed that puts you in an especially good mood
Isaac let me smoke some of his smile lettuce yesterday and it made me have a very happy high