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Having sex behind an interstate sign advertisement.
We had sex behind the Cracker Barrel sign next to I-75. Now I'm a member of the Mile Ahead Club.
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Having sex on a train makes you a part of this club.
I f****d my boyfriend between Grand Central and Stamford, so we're in the mile long club.
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Mile High WiFi means in-flight Wi-Fi service. Currently it's available in AA, Delta , Airtain and Virgin America , and it does not become active until the aircraft has reached a minimum altitude of 10,000 feet. Conversely, when the aircraft descends below 10,000 feet, it will no longer be active.
Does this flight have mile high wifi service ?
is this flight equipped with gogo mile high WiFi service ?
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When you fuck a girl in the ass using creamy sausage gravy as lube
I had leftover biscuits and gravy from Cracker Barrel, so I gave my girl a hot country mile.
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Indulging in any form of sexual intercourse in an in-flight Airplane restroom, while, obviously, being at least a mile off the ground.
"I hope the flight attendant didn't see us come in here...she might know we're becoming members of the Mile High Club."
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A space mile is a unit of distance that is approximately the length that spans one minute of arc on the circumference of the observable universe, using any meridian.
Using the results found by Cornish et. al in the paper titled "Constraints on the Topology of the Universe: Extension to General Geometries" the length of a space mile is currently defined as being 13526301.703 ly or about 4147183 parsecs.
Man 1: "How long is a space mile?"
Man 2: "It is 13,526,301.703 light years long, or about as long as my space DICK!"
All: "OOOOH!"
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