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What the John?!

A exlamation that serves to show how very mind bogglingly confused one might be. Perchance.

Guy: My cat ate the leftovers of my pet worm.

Guy 2: Perchance, What the John?!

by grammarpolice_# February 07, 2024


John Maloney

Fucking legend and a proper fighting man

There’s John maloney

by Ggghhhgfddgjkwowk November 22, 2021


No Condom John

A man who has multiple baby mommas from sleeping around, has 6 kids, early 30s Male.

" There goes no condom John and his basketball team."

by John Micsott March 25, 2019


john beur

a fucking piece of shit that steals all my damn gum

John Beurer is Nicolette Martinez’s little bitch

by Nicolette Martinez November 03, 2021


John with an H

A faggot who spends all his time on the internet

Want to hang out?
No im being a John with an H today.

by Colina August 05, 2018


Gym-John

When 2 males squat face to face in a gym while one twists the nipples of the other as if fine tuning a radio station

“I was 3 reps into my set when bro gym-johnned me…”

by TymmH June 09, 2024


John sunflower seeds

The name of a fucking legend who will become prime minister one day

“damn that guy is so hot, but not as hot as john sunflower seeds!”

by John Sunflower Seeds October 11, 2022