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Some of the most annoying little shits on the internet. Typically claims to be punk or goth or metal or any other subculture that was really big like 40 years ago. They discover 1 song from Dead Kennedys, the Cure, Mayhem, or any other edgy band from the 70s-90s and try to act like their music taste is superior to that of their peers. Snobby and pompous as fuck and usually won’t shut the fuck up about how emo trap/dark trap artists like Lil Peep, $uicideboy$, and Ghostemane aren’t “real punk” or “real metal” or “real goth” even though nobody around them actually thinks that or says that. They mock dead artists’ deaths just simply because they don’t like them and then suddenly act like they give a shit about humanitarianism when someone makes fun of Joey Jordison or Rozz Williams. Overall, they’re quite hypocritical and annoying as shit! If they catch you posting a story of you listening to one Ecco2k track while wearing black clothes, they will try to send you playlists of bands that you probably already know and like such as the Cure, Orchid, Slipknot, etc. but they still think you’re intellectually inferior to them for liking rap music (which may or may not be racially charged…). If you think you might be a Gen Z “Real Alt” Kid, don’t worry. It’s perfectly okay to like punk rock, metal, goth, emo, etc. It’s just bullshit to put genres and subcultures into a static box and not let artists evolve their sound or fans their fashion style without throwing a pussy fit.
Drainer kid: “I love bladee he’s such a good artist!”
Gen Z “real” alt kid: “BLADEE IS NOT REAL EMO!!!1!1! REAL EMO CONSISTS OF THE 1980—“
Drainer kid: “Oh my God nobody fucking gives a shit go outside.”
Emo kid: “Yeah tf??? You literally think you’re better than us cos u like the same music as my mom and dad and uncle and you dress like a character from The Breakfast Club. Don’t be a dick, bro.”
Drainer kid: “You’re kinda cool! Wanna go listen to the new Underoath album?”
Emo kid: “Hell yea man!”
Gen Z “real” alt kid: *unintelligible screaming noises upon hearing an underoath fan call himself emo*
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Someone who hits the G-spot and gets called the next day for another fuck.
I was hitting it so hard she said, "Damm"
You're a real Bay Bay kid.
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The template for all the shitty pop boy bands that are here today, gone tomorrow. They started out in 1986 and ended in 1994. They lip-synched and pranced around on stage to a drum machine that they DID NOT program or know how to.
NOTE: Menudo from Puerto Rico was an early 80s predecessor. Like NKOTB, only t(w)een girls like these lip-synching losers.
1. N'SYNC, Backstreet Boys, 98 Degrees, etc. are successors to New Kids On the Block. They had their famous 15 and are assembly line made and they suck suck SUCK.
2. Those new K-pop bands of today are just Korean versions of New Kids On The Block. Fuck them all. Check out the K-rock band 57 (pronounced 'Oh Chill') instead. I've seen them, met them and they are AWESOME.
3. Why? Why am I alive? The world is filled with hate, death, pollution and New Kids On The Block!
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1. Trudeau
2. When your so tough it doesnt matter what you do
Coach: Man, that Trudeau is one tough kid
Fan: He just droped a punt
Coach: He's still one tough kid
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(50 Korean Kids with a Handful of Rocks) Phrase. 1) The subtle way of pointing out a woman’s cellulite. 2) The logical reaction to seeing a 300 pound woman in a pair of stretch pants with cellulite so bad that it looks like 50 Korean kids with a handful of rocks pelted her legs and ass ruthlessly. (See also: Hail Damage, Cheese, The Cheese, Nasty Cheese, Grated Cheese, Lump and Your Moms nasty ass legs)
1) Dude, that lady looks like she was attacked by 50 Korean Kids with a Handful of Rocks.
2) Oh shit, she must have been attacked by 50 Korean Kids with a Handful of Rocks.
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Dude, where's the bathroom. After that pizza and those 40 ouncers I've got to drop off the Cosby kids at the pool.
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Heavy Evey is still a virgin, eventhough she been married for over 40 years.
how bout, my mother evey is still a virgin, 9 kids later.
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