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The act of receiving oral sex on your penis from a female while simultaneously playing a Madden NFL video game, preferably on a PS4. Can also include gargling of the testicles, but this is only suggested and not required.
"Dude, I scored 69 points while getting a Madden Blowjob last night."
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when your girl is giving you a blow job & her dad calls to say he's on his way before she's done.
In extreme cases, you may have to hide your erection to go meet her parents.
Warning: This may result in blue balls if you don't finish off yourself. Try to avoid repeated incidents.
guy 1: dude, did she swallow?
guy 2: nah, her dad called before I was finished. I only got half a blowjob
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a great b day present for both people
sammantha: i enjoyed jhonnes blowjob
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someone who always give the perfect blowjob
Sharon is 'The' Blowjob Machine
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Something that sucks and blows at the same time
Dude...Drafting Class is a Super Blowjob
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A mystery blowjob is getting your dick sucked when you put your cock through the hole in the partition wall at the gloryholes.
I got a mystery blowjob last night at the Cum Palace!
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When you receive oral sex from somebody, but you can feel their teeth, making the experience slightly uncomfortable.
Brittany definitely needs braces, because she can only give out British blowjobs.
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