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when you wipe your butt and your finger breaks through and you get lucky
I was using some cheap toilet paper and had a lucky butt wipe
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A crap where you only have to wipe your ass once
Person 1: Dude i love the kind of dumps where you only have to wipe once
Person 2: Me too!! I think they call that a one wipe wonder
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The act or process of continuously wiping your ass with no discernible progress whatsoever. Usually leads to anal chafing.
"Good Lord! This never-ending wipe combined with the John Wayne toilet paper is really chapping my ass!"
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When you spit on the toilet paper and then wipe your butt with it.
I feel super fresh, clean, and confident after my Kentucky wet wipe.
"i'll wipe a nigga nose"
wipe a nigga nose- kill somebody
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When someone is defending/supporting a public figure who doesn’t even know or care who they are. Not just any sort of defending/supporting, we’re talking dickriding.
Dickrider (DR): Elon is such a relatable guy. He posts memes and shitposts. He’s one of us!! He’s gonna bring freedom to twitter and end censorship!! :O
Non-DR: Wipe your mouth, please sir.
Where you spit on the toilet paper before wiping
Man my poope stuck to my butthole so I did an Alabama Wet Wipe and it worked like a charm
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