honors college

A more selective, cheaper, smaller, more intellectually stimulating subunit of an otherwise less selective university. Most public universities have one of these, and most of them are pretty difficult to get into; 1300+ sat, top of high school class, etc.

Penn State: ttt. Schreyer (Penn State Honors): 1337.

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Harper College

(1.) A community college in Palatine, Illinois, named for William Rainey Harper - b. July 26, 1856 d. January 10, 1906 - first president of the University of Chicago. Founded 1971.

(1.) Harper College is located in Palatine, Illinois.

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college tourture

A forced march/visit to college campuses you are not interested in attending, usually at the insistence of your parents who are alums of the college.

"I'll be heading to Boston with my dad for some college tourture. Can't wait to visit the 'amazing' student union and 'super cool' dining hall."

College Cereal

The act of cutting your banana into your cereal that has almost no milk with a spoon. This is because your knives are packed away and you're too lazy to get them/forgot where they're packed, AND you couldn't be bothered to go to the grocery store because you're too poor to afford milk that isn't baby-formula.

I just college cereal'd my cocoa puffs and my roommate looked at me, then proceeded to offer me water to make the milk last longer.

Fettes College

One of the top British boarding schools per The Sloane Rangers Handbook. Top private school in Scotland. Scottish aristos mix with Russian olis and eurotrash plus upwardly mobile local merchants day pupils.

Former student include James Bond, Tony Blair and Tilda Swindon. Boys blazers are legend.

Fettes College kids ski in Verbier, holiday in Greece, party at Garibaldis, festival at Belladrum & Reading, dance at the Reeleasy, shoot at November rec weekend and go onto Durham and St Andrews.

chicken college

A university that is known either to be in the middle of nowhere, known to be low income, or known not to educate their students very well.

Dad: "hey son, did you find a college to go to?"
son: "yes dad, I am going to study at Southeastern College."
Dad:"son, don't go to that college, its a Chicken College

Alkimos college

Alkimos college is a cunty school filled with cunty students, they consist of silly faggots, dumb cunt eshay lads and cunted tryhards

“Wassup my cracka how you been”
“Onion and cheese dipping sauce”
“Alkimos college been a reel L bruv”