The greatest party on planet earth
Person 1: do you want to come to my rain party?
Person 2: yes of course they're so cool.
The Nationals. A centre-right, liberal conservative party in Australia that truly represents regional and rural Australia. Forms the Coalition with the Liberal Party.
The National Party dominates in regional and rural Australia, because the regional and rural people are true Aussie legends/battlers. The inner-city is full of woke lefty Labor/Greens wankers.
When his balls are under his leg and his partner tries to climb over him but slips and lands their leg on top go his, crushing his balls.
I was trying to shimmy over my man last night but slipped and gave him a third party crushing.
One man and five or more women having an orgy.
Guy1: Hey I’m going to have an awesome night tonight.
Guy2: What’s happening tonight?
Guy1: I’m having Femmas Party!
Guy2: Good for you dude.
Female political part focused on Shoes, jewlrey and other expensive items
The hein political party will destroy the male menice.
A party celebrating cold weather, outside in the cold. Traditionally, white russians and hot toddies are served. Alternatively, whiskey. You can only go inside to use the bathroom, depending on host preference, and the more guests complain about being cold, the more successful the party is considered.
This type of gathering originated in the Southern Hemisphere, where warm blooded mammals paid tribute to the gods for the brief ability to breath and sleep and go without blistering in the sun.
After reading the farmers almanac, Sandy from Georgia bought a bunch of mittens at the bogo, anticipating hosting a cold weather party.
When you fist someone's asshole with both hands.
This girl's butt-hole was so loose, I gave her a Double Party.