redneck metal

unabashed, shamless, southern heavy metal. PANTERA, rebel meets rebel, etc.

great southern trend kill is pure redneck metal and anyone who jams it is aredneck metalhead

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redneck tea

A Long Island Iced Tea made with everclear.

I ordered a redneck tea at santa fe steakhouse.

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redneck luggage

Using a bag from a Mall department store for everyday use.

"Hey Gretchen are you ever going to stop carrying around that old Macys bag?"

"What for? My redneck luggage works just fine for my hauling around my change of clothes."

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Redneck Blogging

The act of writing messages on bathroom stalls/walls with a combination of grammatical and/or spelling errors. Typically, messages are left for other restroom patrons instructing them to suck/kiss/lick particular body parts, or with contact information for "morally casual" women.

Example of Redneck Blogging: "Kiss my a$$ you but holes. Fart."

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redneck wannabe

Someone who wears clothes from "Dixie Outfitters", has Confederate Battle Flags on everything and generally destroys our heritage.

Thanks a lot you redneck wannabes, your ruined what it meant to be a Southerner.

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Redneck Reboot

A last resort when troubleshooting a computer. It is the act of removing the power source on a computer to try letting it reset itself.

If you've tried everything else, redneck reboot the son of a bitch.

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redneck candle

set a beer can upside down, put diesel fuel in the concave surface on the bottom, and stick a cigarette butt partway in the fuel, letting it soak up a bit. light the cigarette butt and crack open a beer.

when i walked into his garage, there were redneck candles made from coors cans everywhere, and the daytona 500 was on tv.

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