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After Sex, a man starts to channel his inner primal instincts and begins acting like a wild primate. This usually results in the man going out and having sex with as many women as he sees and beating up anyone he sees as competition. The man is not in control when in this state, thus why it is a disorder. This disease proves there is a link between humans and apes.
Phil: Poor Josh... he beat up a guy to the point of death and fucked dozens of chicks while screaming like an ape!
Peter: He doesn’t have what I think he has, right?
Phil: Yes... He has the Primal Fuck Disorder or PFD for short
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The addiction of needing a full clip of bullets when playing a shooter game.
Ryan: OMFG i shot that guy but i ran out of bullets!
Ronny: well if you suffered from full mag disorder maybe you wouldn't have ran out of bullets and actually killed a guy this time.
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What my sister has.
Rachel: what's wrong?
Me: I didn't get any sleep last night
Rachel: why not?
Me: because my sister was up all night yelling to my parents about how she wishes she was never born
Rachel: that's some real shit
Me: yeah well... that's what life is like when your sister has borderline personality disorder
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dissociative identity disorder or Multiple Personality Disorder
Rare condition indicated by the absence of a clear and comprehensive identity. two or more independent and distinct personality systems develop in the same individual.
NOT ! " the pretense of having multiple personalities for the purpose of sucking attention and sympathy"-ignorant
dissociative identity disorder....the splitting off from conscious awareness and control of thoughts, feelings, memories, and other mental components in response to situations that are painful, disturbing, or somehow unacceptable to the person experiencing them
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A psychological disorder where you just stop giving a fuck about everything. You become a huge fan of Star Wars, and are proud of it. You begin teaching English Classes at High Schools, mainly because you don't feel like doing something harder. You also become easily side- tracked and talk about much more exciting things than what you teach.
Evan: "Leave me alone, man. I'm going to watch Star Wars and not give a fuck about anything else."
Zach: "Did you get Mr. Nitkinas disorder?"
Evan: "Yeah."
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A version of multiple personality disorder where instead of constantly changing between multiple personalities you're stuck listening to personalities that are solely in your head critiquing what you do.
Man: "I'd love if they'd stop commenting on everything."
Man 2: "Who?"
Man: "The assholes in my head."
Man 2: "what do you mean?"
Man: "I have peanut gallery disorder."
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a disorder that they have depression or anxiety.
"hey ____ you have billie eilish disorder. you need to go to a doctor
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