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Taco Bell Trumpet

The rancid and boisterous flatulence resulting from a late night Taco Bell frenzy sometimes compounded by heavy drinking, which is usually the impetus of a fast food craving. Tonal ranges of a Taco Bell Trumpet are similar to that of the actual brass instrument of the same namesake.

See also: blowing bubbles in the mashed potatoes

I'm sure the broccoli soup at the craft beer festival didn't help, but those those cheesy gordita crunches really got me playing the Taco Bell Trumpet this morning.

by Deertay July 31, 2018


Trumpet

3. Short for Trump Puppet. Those echoing or espousing the political views of Donald Trump

The MAGA trumpets were in full form at the insurrection.

by October 17, 2023


Trumpet

A loud and annoying person

That guys is being such a trumpet.

by The ClaperWolf August 24, 2019


Trumpet

A childish insult directed at Donald Trump supporters.

Well, if I'm a trumpet then go ahead and blow me.

by Hlalakar June 08, 2020


Trumpet

The loudest and most annoying instrument in the band. Trumpets have a sworn enemy between the clarinets and flutes. Generally loud and obnoxious and the people who play them are the same way. They can never play in tune and if something goes wrong with a performance, it was their fault. Don't be a trumpet.

Me: Dude, the trumpets are fucking up again. We haven't even played 3 measures yet.
Friend: I know, our band would be so much better without them.

by @thatnerdoverthere December 08, 2019


Trumpet

a white, racist, homophobic, or very dumb trump supporter

omg did you see that trumpet over there???
omg yeah they are being so dramatic
mhm, AND LOOK they just called the police on a black person for a water gun???

by Sophia not the first October 20, 2020


TrumPet

A rank-and-file supporter of Donald Trump.

I can't believe my favorite uncle has become a TrumPet.

by Texano November 10, 2019