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Contains super vibrations, triple green dick, 6969hz and 69V. Its really exciting to nut with a beautiful shrek dildo. U can get a peppa pig toilette paper free
You: I want some really sexy sex toy
Seller: I have perfect triple shrek super dildo!
You: AH YES DADDY FINNA JERK IT
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1: im reading a fanfiction
2: cool what is it
1: y/n x shrek
2: were done charles
1: but anne..
2: charles stfu
1: =,<
This saying is spoken by those who have sinned in the name of the great green onion-eating ogre; this could also be seen as the act of sacrificing one's purity in a blast of spontaneous statisfaction.
Thou who has experienced the pleasure of laying thine eyes upon the holy one shall understand the complete definition of this act of pleasurement.
"Shrek has come to me after I downloaded youtube kids"
"I was driving home when Shrek came to me and made me fail 'no nut november' to my dismay."
"being in the church I felt the pits of hell open under me after Shrek came to me, but simultaneously I felt a sence of divinity"
If someone suggests you do something gross, ridiculous, or disgusting, your natural response would be to say you'd prefer to cuddle with a big green ogre.
Person 1: Hey you should go hook up with that chick.
Person 2: No, she's pretty gross. I'd rather snuggle with Shrek.
Post Traumatic Stress Disorder or PTSD is a disorder you get from seeing anything having to do with the "Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life" theme
Person 1: Hey have you looked up Shrek is Love on YouTube?
Person 2: Yes regrettably so it gave me PTSD, Post Traumatic Shrek Disorder
it is a beautifull thing that is not wrong at all i think it is the best thing that exists and there should be a cult for it
this is a joke btw
shrek x donkey wallpaper
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Sex which happens between two male teenagers while one of them screams “JA” over and over again. Unfortunately this form of intercourse lasts for a short amount of time but can stop most arguments making up for it.
The argument ending ZSS (Zazi Shrek Sex) between the two teens ended shortly as one of their JA screams started to fade away.