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An unfortunate instance in which you're in the heat of the moment with a significant other, yet can't get erect.
I was with Sarah last night, but I pulled a real Kansas City Classic!
A drink that rots your teeth and should be banned but it makes a lot of money for the corrupt government so they won't ban it.
I lost all my teeth cuz of coca cola classic
A caucasian girl makes absolutely no sense.
She is such a classic white girl.
When you have an erection, you bend the hard penis like you are cracking a glowstick to make it glow
TIM's Oh so ever HAIRy penis experienced first taste of The Classic Belorussian Bender
When your homie AD does something that looks funny af
man when AD had gay buttsex with that hobo that was a Classic AD moment
A move, holding a fair amount of situational irony, that is so stupid you pull it off. Similar connotation as an epic fail.
Classic Haley Move would include but is not limited to
-Forgetting your I.D. for the airport the day after you turn 18 while traveling to visit a college.
-Getting a really bad sunburn the day before you take your driver's test, but you fail your driver's test because you hit a cone, and your tomato of a face doesn't have to be on a piece of plastic that identifies you for the next 5 years.
-Applying to Stanford
-Attending a mother of all baby showers convention for the fake sister you are supposed to be buying gifts for just to eat food, and then feel out of place because you are not pregnant so you conceive a food baby.
To shit on one's chest while they make cookies and watch south park with you.
Bro I hung out with Ashley and I gave her a fat Good Ol' Classic