Points Jew

An individual (usually a friend) who takes advantage of your purchases to gain points for their rewards card of the corresponding place of sale, reaping the benefits of someone else's spending.

a) Yo, he's such a points jew, always sneaking his rewards card in when I pay for shit.

b) Stop being such a points jew man, it's goddamn annoying.

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Jew hustle

the extreme act of hustling to Capitalize on the gain of the wishful out come

1.Shylocks actions from Shakespeare "The Merchant of Venice"

2.Don't try to Jew hustle me for every cent I'm worth

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JEW KICK

ancient jewish dance move that has now been taken as a fighting style of the modern cosmic jew warriors of the apocalypse. note: this differs from jewjitsu preddating 300 years

an angry jew JEW KICKED hitler

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Jew Hoop

Term for a Bagel, used by people who hate others of Jewish origin but enjoy bagels.

person1 "man i have a craving for a tastey jew hoop"
person2 "what's a jew hoop?"
person1 "a bagel"

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Meme Jew

When someone who isn't a serious jew uses Jewish culture or Judaism to their advantage.

Look at Ian being a meme jew to get time off work. He isn't actually really jewish

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Jew Dunk

when smoking bong, dunk nose into tube to inhale remaining smoke

Hey Moishe you left smoke in the tube--Jew Dunk it!

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Jew S'mores

S'mores made by roasting marshmallows on the traditional Hanukkah Menorah. May be thought of as sacrilegious or offensive to the holiday. See sacrilicious

Person one: Yeah, I had some Jew S'mores on the first night of Hanukkah, they were good!

Person two: How dare you degrade the Menorah like that!

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