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Richard Figures the Longshaft was an evil king in the dangerous land of war and craft, who kept the maiden Pinkcess trapped in a castle. Maroon and his trusty sidekick Cerulean the Wizard defeated him in a flourish, only to have Pinkcess abandon them. Their later roll for sadness was a critical fail.
"Fear not, fair maiden, for I shall rescue thee!" Richard Figures then proceeded to be maimed by the noble questors.
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Another name for someone attracted to men.
Dang, that chick ain't nothing but a Richard craver!
Shut up, Richard Craver.
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When your mom walks in your room, butt-ass naked, with a fork and soy sauce, and tells you to dig in.
My mom gave me a Raunchy Richard for dinner and I was super full after.
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A comical homage to the famed anthropologist of the same name,this phrase describes a man with a venereal disease causing his penis (dick aka Richard) to drip (leak) pus.
"Yo dawg....I wouldn't mess with Karen. She was seen a few times with Mike, and, Mike was seen at the free clinic, so he's most likely Richard Leakey. You don't think a 30 year-old goes to the free clinic for the sex ed class, do you? "
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A MALTEASER HEADED GUY THAT LOOKS LIKE A TRAIN
THE MALTEASER HEADER PERSON PULLED A GIRL CALLED HOLLY HAMBLIN EVEN THOUGH HE LOOKS LIKE A TRAIN, I THINK HIS NAME IS RICHARD TEAGUE
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It is a pun. Dick is a nickname for Richard. So the joke is "Dick Overfelt ." Very useful in the old days of prank calling.
I am so going to prank these people by asking for a Richard Overfelt.
*ring* *ring* "Hello, is there a Overflet, Richard there?"
"One moment...... Dick Overfelt.... Is there a Dick Overfelt."
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Oh god, I can't take any more of Richard Gere's ass clownerie.
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