Snail

Fucking worst possible thing to exist

Paulio: I love snails

God: *Smites Paul*

Also God: I didnt mean to make snails.

Snail

The Snail is the all powerful. Bow to the snail, and may Snail bless you all.

CAS AGAIN?!? GOD DAMN THE SNAIL

snail

Another word used for owning someone, or just being annoying. Must be used as a verb.

*Playing skate 2*

Choruead: Awh sick I got 12,337 points!

Michael: HA! I just got 12,338 points! You just got SNAILED!!!

angry canadian snail

Week old cum that gets slapped onto someone

Bill just got the angry Canadian snail

Snail/pre snail

A person or thing that decides to change their gender a young age.

Bro did you see that snail/pre snail at lunch today lmao

Salted snail

The fetish in which you ejaculate on a snail, watching it shrivel up from the salty load before serving it to friends and family. The offender finds sadistic pleasure in knowing a million little soldiers just beat a snail into a salty paste

Hey mom, are you planning on bringing dad's salted snails to the family function this weekend!? They sure are delectable.

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snail dusting

The act of doing cocaine off someone's butthole

We may be Netflix and chilling now, but we will be Netflix and snail dusting before the night is through.