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To mimic a cat clinging onto its owner's front, but during sexy time. Embedding nails into partner's back is advised for accuracy.
"Ooh baby, that's it, now quick! Give me a cat cuddle!"
A phrase to use when somebody talking about something nobody cares about.
Girl: I have a boyfriend.
Guy: My neighbor has cats.
Girl: Huh?
Guy: Oh damn, thought we were talking about shit that doesn't matter.
A furry aggressive feline with very aggressive behavior. Known to on a full moon night. To hunt down men , women , and children of all race, size and color. "TeariClaws" is the strand of razor hook claws. Found on 88% of the wampus cats that where killed and reported. With teeth Sharper then your grandma's HDTV. Mangie they may be. With eyes beedey they will find you and hunt you down.
The wampus cat came out of the darkness and destroyed my 1998 suburban.
A phrase that means "I am just kidding"
"Hey you look great in that shirt!"
"Really, you think so?"
"Nah, I'm just slapping the cat, you look terrible!"
Female masturbation,kinda like choking the chicken.
I caught my sister last night. She was really slapping the cat.
When you are close to a bro, so you get tattoos with each other before you get cats
Hey man, tattooos before CATs?
Hell ya!
Tattoos before cATs
A sexuality involving a feline partner
"I love my cat, Austin! He's my EVERYTHING!"
"Oh. You must be Gay For Cats!"