Polite cat

= beluga cat

polite cat IS beluga

Cat Rice

A serious lack of skill. Synonymous to "Dog Water"

Friend 1: Did you see Rebecca's presentation on The Great Depression last Friday?

Friend 2: Yeah it was absolute cat rice, it even had comic sans.

Cat banjo

Female playing with her genitals

I heard screams and ran to save her, but caught her just singing she played the ole cat banjo

Cat banjo

The motion made by a female while casually scratching her own genitals

I should change my underwear because my arm is tired of playing the ole cat banjo

dead cat

it's your pet cat who died years ago

I ate my dead cat

Dead cat

Old vagina

Man, Jacobs grandma has one Dead cat

Dead Cat

Smelly untrimmed vagina hair.

"Man when I dragged that vietnamese hooker home she had a massive dead cat I had to dig through to even find the hole."