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Christian

A delusional bigot who believes a magical sky fairy will take all their problems away. Well guess what. He won't. Life is meaningless. Fuck you.

Hey, I'm a deluded christian moron, I believe in a cosmic jewish zombie who is his own father and son and will come back to life to 'save' us from nothing. I have the mental capacity of a delusional two-year-old who still believes in santa. WHOOOPEEEE DOOO! GOD BLESS GOD AND JESUS!

by Trollbeast November 26, 2013

4๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Christian

C-caring
H-honest
R-romantic
I-integrity
S-sincere
T-talented
I-innocent
A-amazing
N-nice

A person who knows how to keep their word. Christians are trustworthy and reliable. They're tall dark and handsome. Very attractive and muscular. Knows how to treat a girl. Kind and Sweet. Most amazing person you'll ever meet. Its easy to fall in love with a Christian

That guy over there totally looks like a Christian, tall, dark, handsome.. Yep deffinately a Christian

by Lindsay Roe December 19, 2010

26๐Ÿ‘ 124๐Ÿ‘Ž


christianity

A religion that draws jesus but in the bible but never seen him.

i like christianity its 10% fake.

by alia2u March 13, 2007

9๐Ÿ‘ 35๐Ÿ‘Ž


Christian

a depress person who believe's in god, but loves to pick fights with his girlfriends sister.
but a all round good person

"christian go home"

by KArli bug December 3, 2008

35๐Ÿ‘ 178๐Ÿ‘Ž


Christian

is the fat kid that suck at basketball and is called baby dick christian.

christian is gay as fuck has never had a girlfriend

by riser944 March 11, 2014

4๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Christian

-Stuck up, spoiled, immature, metrosexual college kid who goes to a school with a 3:1 guy-girl ratio.
-Cannot leave his room without applying hair gel and bathing in cheap cologne.
-Brags about his beer pong and raslin prowesses to anyone that will listen.
-Does not hesitate to hit females.
-Crudely and awfully attempts to emulate the personalities of others around him.
-Has not gone a weekend without his mother stopping by the dorm.
-Convicted bro-rapist
-Pizza bandit
-Better eyebrows than David Hasselhoff
-Wears the same stupid a&f shirt to parties cuz it worked on one girl...in middle school
-Only physical activity is a cheap pussy ass immatation of kung fu called vale tudo..."the UFC fighting man!"
-Spends 10 hours a day playing some shitty MMORPG
-Laughs like a emphazemic old woman
-Contemplates nestling his popped collars
-Currently half pops his collars
-Jumps when shootin pong (the fairy hop)
-Makes poor old relatives wait in his dorm while he finishes homework
-Refuses to leave the room when his roomate has his beautiful girlfriend over for the weekend
-Certified hallway roamer

Dude, when I was just sittin in my room doing my homework the other day, I smelt Christian's signature cologne seeping under my door and my ass cheeks accordingly clenched like a vice grip.

by Captain_Morgan September 24, 2007

19๐Ÿ‘ 93๐Ÿ‘Ž


christianize

The act of having sex in a place where you or someone you know has not had sex yet. Tainting a place by having sex, or doing dirty things.

friend 1: "Dude i think my girlfriend and I are gonna christianize my car tonight!"

friend 2: "your really gonna do it in your brand new car?"

friend 1: "Hell ya man it needs to be christianized sometime soon, better now than later!"

by cherrypoppins6969 August 16, 2010

4๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž