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An erotic sexual act to welcome the end of winter and the coming of the spring. The woman is cradled in the majestic antlers of a fallen moose, reciting Margaret Atwood poetry. A mountie lovingly drizzles warm maple syrup all over her body. The mountie then kneels before the woman, representing the sovereignty of the queen, and selflessly performs cunnilungus on her. When she has come once, he uses a dildo in the shape of Ryan Gosling's penis (which is large) until she ejaculates into the Stanley Cup. The mountie then gladly drinks the warm liquid and sings "Oh Canada."
In April, Steven Harper performed Canada's history in the role of the mounty in parliament.
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Denmark is the Canada of Europe. Denmark is pretty cold, we like hockey, and nobody really pays any attention to us or know where Denmark is.
- "Denmark?, Is that like the capital of Ikea?"
- "No, Denmark is like the Canada of Europe"
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The act of reclining nude on a chesterfield while seductively licking poutine.
Catherine was studying canadas history and that shit was sloppy!
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A sexual act so depraved that it can only be described as "putting it all in there." "Putting it all in there" is in fact the hardest part about performing Canada's History. It has also been referred to as "The Beaver."
You: Man last night me and me girl did Canada's History
Your Friend: *vomits out of awe and jealousy*
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An intense and daring sexual act popular in USA. A few items are needed for this sexual act: moose antlers, maple syrup, stanley cup and a Mountie. The trick to mastering Canada's History is fitting it all in.
Guy 1: "What kind of things did you do last night with her brah?"
Guy 2: "Well I won't get too in detail but we did a little of Canada's History. Took a couple hours to fit it, but worked like a charm once the Mountie showed up"
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One of the worlds most gruesomely dirty sex acts involving moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the stanley cup.
You fill the stanley cup with maple syrup, and then spread the rest of the maple syrup all along and inside the buttox of your sex partner. Your sex partner plants her face into the stanley cup and slurps down the maple syrup as you plunge your man-hood into her syrupy mother hole. The final process is when your just about to reach ecstasy you hold the antlers above your head and grunt like a moose.
It all ends in extreme pandemonium and sticky goodness.
Person #1: Hey man you want to take a trip with me to Canada to do some salmon fishing?
Person #2: No, but I wouldn't mind coming along to see if I could find one of those smokin canadian girls to show me what Canada's history is all about!
Person #1: Haha, your one crazy sick sob!!
Person #2: Haha! Amen brother!
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A night of fucking, sucking, pissing, vomiting, snarfing, and sock-wearing -- shared by Eliot Spitzer and Canada's Beaver within days of both appearing on The Colbert Report.
I'm gonna make like Canada's History, and let a former governor fuck me...and that's after I had a baby with her daughter, Bristol.
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