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The color your girlfriend's ass turns after spanking her during sex
Hannah's ass turned into a deep state of spank me red after sex last night
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this is a very complex technique. it involves being nakey. first, you take a fig newton (no other cookie will do) with your foot. you then take the cookie (still cradled in your foot) and dip it in the hiney of the female you would like to do this to. after half of the fig newton is immersed in the booty, let it soak in the oils and herbs of the tushy until the innards become similar to that of a hot air balloon. at this point, take out the fig newton covered in poo and stank and feed it to the female with your foot as you spank the rump. continue this until bill cosby hand feeds you a muffin. amen.
I used a whole pack of fig newtons doing a bigfoot spank muffin.
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Noun: A folder on your computer dedicated for images taken from the internet and from social media websites like Facebook and Twitter of sexually attractive people for you to pleasure yourself to later.
A lazy, digital replacement for a regular spank bank that consists of images you remember in your head.
Person #1: "Hey dude, what's in that folder on your laptop called White Snake Lullabies?"
Person #2: "It's my spank bank folder man, it has nothing but naked porn stars and my hot Sorority friends in bikinis dude."
Person #1: "Why is it called White Snake Lullabies?"
Person #2: "It's an innuendo dude, I'm not stupid enough to call it Spank Bank."
When Tom thought of Stacey's mom, he had to find a place to be alone so he could spank the big one
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When you gotta cum so hard and you finally do you scream out like a monkey being spanked with a leather studed belt
She was spanking tha monkey last night, had me going all king kong up in that piece when I cumed!
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Adj. describes someting that is so stupid the only thing to save the situation is to say the statement below.
That's some spank-It-ASS SHIT!!
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