spank-it-ass

(noun) a big, round, meaty, ample derrierre ready for spanking and/or gnawing.

When that centaur of a woman bent over, I undressed her wide spank-it-ass with my roving eyes.

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spank-it-ass

Adj. describes someting that is so stupid the only thing to save the situation is to say the statement below.

That's some spank-It-ASS SHIT!!

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spank dat ass

To strike a backside firmly and convincingly.

You watch yourself, or I will spank dat ass

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spank dat ass

To desire to have hardcore sex with someone.

I'm gonna spank dat ass!

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Well spank my ass and call me sally

I don't believe it! Excited exclamation of disbelief or excitement.

Interviewer: "Well Mr Jones, everything seems to be in order and we are delighted to offer you the job"
Mr Jones: "Well spank my ass and call me Sally!"
Interviewer: "......"

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Well spank my ass and call me Charlie!

exclamation of great surprise.

"Hey, you know that woman in Mona Lisa? She's a bloke!"

"Well spank my ass and call me Charlie!"

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