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After engaging in Anal Intercourse and ejaculating, a male rubs his shitty, dripping cock across a females eyes..
I totally pulled out gave that bitch a filthy panda right in the face.
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A vagina covered in a thick coat of black pubic hair that’s starting to turn white.
Get your Mandarin Panda out of my mouth!
Laid back with a good sense of humor
Gets along with most people, especially my friends and family
Some sense of adventure and willingness to explore (and I ain’t just talking in the bedroom)
Someone who sees the things that I am oblivious to
Someone who is NOT an entitled materialistic or shallow princess
Someone who used to work out a lot but now just has flabs instead of abs
Arnold Schwarzenegger is becoming a pudgy panda.
Panda bear gangs that roam the streets of Compton at night. They instigate violent mosh pits at hard-metal shows around the country.
'Don't go to the hard metal show'
'why?'
'The Compton pandas'
A grouping of vehicles (usually driving on a motorway) that has become 'stuck' precisely at the speed limit due to the presence of a police car travelling on the same road.
Whilst stuck in Panda-traffic, motorists' behaviour changes significantly, mainly due to temporarily no longer being able to break the speed limit. Motorists also become stuck in their lanes and generally behave more courteously compared with 'normal' traffic conditions (ie no police companion).
Journeys that incorporate a Panda-traffic encounter usually last significantly longer than they otherwise would.
Once the Police car has exited the motorway, normal driving conditions resume immediately.
"Sorry I'm late. I would have been here two hours ago but got stuck in Panda-traffic on the M1"
What you get when you mix a Dutch, Canadian, and Irish girl.
Man, Nancy’s squad is so cool, I wish i had a panda squad.