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The worst airline in the world, they lose your luggage, spit on your shoe and jam the drink service right up your ass. The best part is you have to pay for that with there “low bare fare”
I had to fly spirit airlines, it was so bad!
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1) An embarrassment for the airline
2) When airlines are comparing things, usually in a bad way
1) This leaky plane toilet is such an american airlines
2) Airline: WHY R THESE SEATS SO AMERICAN AIRLINES WITH SHIT ALL OVER THEM?
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One of America's "legacy carriers" and the largest airline in the world by passenger-revenue-miles. Headquartered in Forth Worth, Texas. CEO is Gerald Arpey. Has hubs in Dallas-Ft. Worth, Chicago, Miami, Los Angeles, New York and Boston.
American Airlines: something special in the air. F-U.
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DELTA
Didn't Even Leave The Airport.
"Hey, I thought you were going to New York?"
"No, my flight was on Delta aka delta (airlines)."
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Makes you wait 5000000000 hours before boarding
A: Where are you?
B: Still in New York.
A: Why?
B: I'm flying Delta Airlines.
A: I pity you right now.
B: FML.
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You should know this by now, if you haven't spent your time jacking off to a giraffe being born.
The airline that has three core ways to rip you off:
1) Damaging your luggage.
2) Delaying your flight for no reason at all.
3) Beating you about the head and face until you are utterly helpless.
I just got delayed in Houston for no fucking reason. Thanks, United Airlines. Piece of SHIT!
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