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Apple Fan: I got a iPhone 4S it better than you stupid android phone.
Smart Person: I've got a LG Nitro HD which has a bigger screen and didn't require a .5 revision to have a faster cpu and 8MP camera.
Apple Fan: Kill the nonconformist!
Smart Person: Please go away from me.
Apple Fan: All hail the iFührer!
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A manufacturer of computers, peripherials, and software with around a 3% share of the pc market.
Most well-known products include:
imac
ipod
itunes
OS X
final cut pro
ibook
While their operating system's market share may be significantly below that of Microsoft's windows, many still prefer to use Apple's computers and software, especially for graphical design and audio work.
Many people like to debate over the superiority of macs over pcs and visa versa, such people have no lives.
1. "Quite frankly, I don't give a shit weather you prefer Apple computers or Windows PCs."
2. "The Apple vs. PC debate is mindless and insubstantial, try both and use whichever you prefer."
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The act of purchasing a new shiny Apple product, only to have Apple release a newer, faster, shinier version of the same product a short time later.
Particularly relevant after signing a two year contract with AT&T in order to purchase an iPhone.
David: I just a bought a new iPhone 3Gs! Isn't it awesome?
Me: No, no – the new iPhone 4 comes out next week! You got Appled!
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In hockey, when a player gets an assist on a goal.
Johnny had 2 apples and a goal in the game.
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Word used in testing for brain damage.
The subject will be asked to say apple, jumping will work too.
"Just say apple, a simple word, apple."
*jumps*
"Okay, know what? That's close enough you're a good jumper, that'll help you."
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A computer company, started by Steve Jobs and Steve Wozniak in 1976. Famous for creating the first computer with a GUI (Graphical User Interface), the Apple Lisa, and making the Macintosh, the second most popular operating system after Windows, having a 3% market share.
That's it. No stupid mocking about how they copy other things and sell them for double the price. No whining about Apple Fanboys. Really, people that say Apple is better than PC or the other way around are just stupid. It's all opinions.
Person#1: I just bought a Mac!
Person#2: OK. Personally I don't like Apple, I think their products are expensive.
Person#1: OK. Which OS do you use then?
Person#2: Windows 7.
Person#1: Oh. I used to have Windows 7 before I bought a Mac.
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Censorship or obstruction of an idea, work or method through means of micromanagement or excessive control, often unnecessary or without proper reason.
Exemplified by the dispute between Adidas and Apple in October of 2010, from which the term originates, in which Adidas canceled a $10 million contract to advertise through iAd because "Apple CEO Steve Jobs was being too much of a control freak."
I was unable to repair my car because the manufacturer appled the powertrain and I need to order parts directly from them.
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