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The Barrack Obama slide is when you take both hands and shove them in to your partner's anus. After ripping the anus you stick your face in their ass sucking up all of the blood and shit. After filling your mouth up with blood, shit, and saliva you make out with your partner. After both of your faces are covered in blood, shit, and saliva you then drink 3 cups of laxitive and have your parther shit on your face with their ripped open anus.
Hey want to do the Barrack Obama Slide?
Only if it's a dance move.
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Military. A very unpleasant thing. So named from squadie wanking contests. The resulting 'barrack room biscuit' is covered in a lot of spoodge (and is usually force fed to the last man to shoot).
Dude 1: "D'ya see that chick's face in 'Bukkake Cum-fest Volume 9'? What a mess!"
Dude 2: "Yeah, Dawg. Bad as a barrack room biscuit."
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The first black president who was elected during the November 2008 election in USA.
"How can a guy make it as president if they don't even want to go out and get a job!? That Barrack Husein Osama must be a crafty chocolate man! Even a blind squirrel can find the acorn, occasionally!"
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The policy of Barrack OhBombEm is to bomb Afghanistan with the hopes of getting that dude Laden.
Barrack OhBombEm wants to bomb a llama next to its mama, by a mountain in Afghanistan, and later in Bora-Bora next to a '92 Ford explorer.
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1) UK: A member of the British army that knows every paragraph, clause and sub clause of the Kings or Queens regulations, a book regulating discipline in the British forces.
2) A person that can get out of trouble by a thourogh knowlege of the rules.
Squady 1: Private Houdini's been charged with insubordination, do you think he will be found guilty?
Squady 2: Nah! He will get away with it again by quoting Queens regulations, he is a true barrack room lawyer.
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1.A person who is african american who one said"We can change,yet in the first year of president he has not done shit lately.Knowing for his brainwashing speeches because hes black.And we all know black people and shamely white people are gonna vote his ass up because he is black.
2.Proof Saddam still lives
3.Osama in undercover.
Barrack Saddam Huessein Obama Bin ladin is a nice man
*coughs* terrorist.
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The civilians placed in charge of a barracks, or "bachelor enlisted quarters". Notorious for their far-reaching demands and authority, they are often avoided at all costs.
"The barracks people burst into my room again and told me I need to empty my trash."
Jon took note of the new loudspeaker/siren horn strobe combo fire alarm that had been installed in his room, free of charge. He also took note of the large pile of crumbled drywall shavings left on the floor below it. He briefly pondered whether or not this kind of shit happens in North Korean internment camps before just taking it because he has no other choice.
"What the hell? What's this paper on my desk?" SEE BARRACKS MANAGER ASAP. "My trash can isn't even half full!"