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That one nigga in the group that keeps farting . Often takes from 5 to 8 shits a day
Guy 1: Damn bro whys there shit all over the toilet seat and the floor
Guy 2: I saw Alberto walk out of here
Guy 1: Ah snm
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annoying nerd, glasses, short, weak, always loses at arm wrestling. what people would describe a ¨boomer¨
He is such an Alberto like GODDAMN STFU
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Celebrity and teacher of advanced maths at an IB world school; also the deity of worship in many religions.
In the name of Alberto Halos!
All praise be to Alberto Halos!
A character on the disney pixar movie “luca” who has daddy issues. oh and hes gay and has a crush on luca paguro. its so obvious.
wait whos that gay kid
that is alberto scorfano!
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Sychophantic former White House counsel, later appointed by President Bush to be Attorney General of the United States. He is notable for being perhaps the country's only AG who has so completely and consistently disregarded the Constitution and Bill of Rights. Alberto Gonzales is infamous for stonewalling Congressional oversight and investigative meetings by repeatedly dodging pointed questions by saying "that's classified." His dismissal of concerns about illegal wiretapping and illegal extraordinary rendition makes him widely regarded as the worst AG in history.
A secret 2002 Justice Department memorandum cleared by Alberto Gonzales argued that laws prohibiting torture do "not apply to the president's detention and interrogation of enemy combatants", and that the pain caused by interrogation must include "injury such as death, organ failure, or serious impairment of body functions — in order to constitute torture." - Wikipedia
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The sexual action of freezing your dong in a snowstorm and then molly whopping the shit out of your side girl.
Yo bro, how was it with Darby last night.
Sick man, I gave her the old Philly Alberto.
(v) To dodge out of an appointment previously made by making the excuse that "You didn't recall" then, being pressed about your flakiness, responding "It's classified"
Jerry ducked out on going to the movies, then when I asked him about it he Alberto Gonzalesed me!
I didn't want to go to my family reunion, so I Alberto Gonzalesed out of it.
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