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The act of defecating in a manner such that the turd does not get submerged in water, but instead resides on the inside of the toilet bowl (possibly indefinitely). Like a beached whale.
Bro, somebody beached a giant in the men's room.
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It's hot, and humid, and gross, and people pee in the water, There is always a fat guy with a really bad sunburn, and chances are that you'll step on a crab, and the lifeguards are only there to make the beach look prettier, and your left leg is still missing from a shark from the last time you went, and its an all around not-a-fun-time place, but hey- it's the beach!
The entire eastern and western shorelines of north america, verious places along south america and africa. And those in Europe too. Anywhere there is sand, water, and sun qualifies as a beach.
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verb - to drop a turd so long that part of it stretches out of the water onto the dry area of the toilet bowl on the edge of the water, in much the same way that a whale beaches itself
One dude: So how was the crap, man?
Other dude: Amazing! I totally beached one; it left a huge streak.
Some dude: Oh, my stomach hurts.
Another dude: Is your appendix rupturing?
Some dude: No, I just feel like I'm about to beach one.
Another dude: Ewww..awesome.
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When You Are Really Stoned, Past Being
Baked
guy1 "man i just had sooooo many cones..im so beached right now"
guy2 "dude me too, pass the chips"
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To be in a severe drunken state, near black-out, and to think you are chillin' on the beach
hey adam what the heck are you doing?
Chillin' on the beach
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Two women who share every aspect of their lives with each other. The relationship is often stormy and is marked by intense emotion and an over-abundance of drama. Nevertheless, the tears are honestly shed, and one will most probably give a gut-wrenching eulogy at the other's funeral. (Noun)
To go Beaches (Verb) -
1. to divulge the most private details of your life to your best-friend
2. your girlfriend (romantic) discusses an embarassing secret about your sex life with her best friend.
Noun -
I know everything there is to know about that girl; we've been Beaches for ten years.
Verb 1. -
I promised I wouldn't say anything, but I can go all Beaches with you right, girl?
Verb 2. -
My ex-girlfriend went Beaches on me and told her friend I have a small penis. Like her friend didn't already know. Oooh, snap!
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another word for bitch
dude 1: hey, can i borrow your car later?
dude 2: no. never.
dude 1: youre being a real beach right now
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