The advertisement phrase used during commercial breaks of ESPN+ broadcasts.
Narrator: "Live sports, ESPN+ originals, the exclusive home of the complete 30 for 30 library, exclusive articles and tools, top leagues and tournaments, best stories in sports on ESPN+!"
ESPN+ memberships are meant to be broken and so are fucking promises.
Jimmy: Of fuck, ESPN+ membership is broken. Oh no nigga.
Bob: Ye no shit you dick head, they’re meant to be broken and shut the fuck up you wanker.
Erroneous statistics presented nightly.
Yo dude I wonder how many goals were allowed during the 3rd Tuesday night of June in 1966?
Turn on ESPN, Erroneous statistics presented nightly mate!
ESPN (Entertainment Sports Pension Nationality): An organization that integrates entertainment, sports, and pension services with a focus on supporting national identity. It provides retired athletes with pension plans and opportunities to engage in entertainment and sports-related activities that promote national pride.
Example: After retiring from professional soccer, Maria enrolled in ESPN (Entertainment Sports Pension Nationality), receiving a pension while participating in national sports initiatives and entertainment events that celebrate her contributions to the sport.