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a shitty ass place to work with asshole managers like lisa.
welcome to McHell may I take your order please?
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Celebrating american obesity since 1955.
It must feel great to make $5.15 an hour at Mcdonalds!
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A fast food franchise that kills its sweatshop workers that make the happy meal toys that are too tired, too injured or simply can’t work cos their 5. They fatten the discarded workers up and torture them every day to produce loads of tears. The discarded workers are then slaughtered and are produced into the food. The tears are produced into deep fat fryer oil and the drinks.
After finding out what McDonald’s does on urban dictionary John now understands why they’re so successful.
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1. Home of Evil Personified - Ronald McDonalds
2.Place that people pretend to despise to act cool, but eat at every Saturday.
McDonald sucks ass! I hate it! *chomps on Big Mac*
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When using the bathroom in McDonalds, be sure to flush twice. It's a long way to the kitchen.
I dropped a piece of hemp rope at McDonalds and made sure I flushed twice. Three days later, a Big Mac is born.
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The thing that’s running through your mind all day and night but the longer you keep eating McDonalds, you won’t be able to run at all
Have a healthy diet of McDonalds and you, yes, YOU! can have diabetes like the other 9.4% of the population!
The Hell Hole where i spend 90% of my time. probably gave birth to the 11:45-20:00 shift,probably also spawned by satan himself on his day off
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