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To humiliate or destroy in any competition.
Person A: Dude, let's play some basketball. I'm gonna teach you some skills.
Person B: Yeah right, I'm about to Michael Phelps your ass.
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The hottest piece of man in the pool.
He's a complete boss, probably known as the greatest swimmer in history.
I have a feeling the pool heats up when Michael Phelps dives in.
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The hottest swimmer alive. He walked away with 8 gold medals during the 2008 Beijing Olympics. Michael brings a new meaning to the world "Gold Digger".
Taylor: Did you see Michael Phelps beat that loser by one one-hundreth of a second?! That was insane!
Amber: He won that race? I was just watching his ass flop up and down and up and down.
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a half man,half super fast fish that eats gold medals for breakfast.
"Michael Phelps is almost faster than Chuck Norris."
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My future husband.
Yes, Michael Phelps is seven years older than me but I get what I want...
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a really really ridiculously good looking swimmer who owned in 2008 olympics with 8 gold medals
I can't believe Michael Phelps beat Mark Spitz's gold medal record.
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(Verb) To eat an inhuman amount of nourishment and then justify the act by exercising as much as an animal, such as a fish.
Alternate definition: The act of being caught performing something illegal, such as smoking marijuana.
Man's Friend: Holy... Wow. How can you eat 17 extra large pizzas and 8 boxes of breadsticks?
Man: Don't worry, I'm gonna Michael Phelps it.
Man's Firend: What?
Man's: Nothing. I'll see you later. I'm gonna run around the... Moon.
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