Burnout Paradise is the seventh installment in the Burnout franchise created by Criterion Games and published by Electronic Arts. It is radically different from last Burnout parts. You game is in sandbox style and you start races by hitting break and acceleration button on marked points on map. Graphics are incredible smooth and colorful โ in my opinion itโs the best looking racing game on 256bit consoles. Also there is an option to choose your own soundtrack from HDD since "Cagney" update released on July 10, 2008 for PlayStation 3 and on August 4, 2008 for the Xbox 360
All great modes from last Burnouts are back and new ones are coming almost every month as buy-able content (DLC).
The highlight of Burnout Paradise is the multiplayer mode where dipshits from all over the world will fuck up your day. You just hate playing this game because of those jack asses.
If you're expecting 20+h of tense gameplay you will get it - that fucking awesome, but if you're expecting ultra hardcore game you will be dissopoitment. It's not Grid on ultrahard level.
Burnout Paradise have ruined my life (because for multi).
It's the win for EA and fail for hardcore gamers.
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When you have swamp ass while titty-fucking a girl, and inadvertently leave a burn-out on her stomach. Different variations exist, such as single-track or posi-track.
โYo, why donโt you fuck that big tittied chick anymore?โ
โShe got butthurt after I did a Bethel Burnout on herโ
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A derogatory term used for natives of Glen Burnie, MD; the implication being that many lower-class people live in the town.
The term also refers to the town itself.
"Ignore him; he's just another Glen Burnout."
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After taking a shit, without wiping, climb on top of your girl and tittie fuck her, leaving a shit stripe on her stomach.
After getting the shits from my girls chili, I got her back by giving her a Jersey Burnout!
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What happens when 3 guys driving a car in the middle of the night find a roadkill and decide to position the car's rear tire over said roadkill and burn out on top the carcass multiple times.
Mike: "Damn Jeremy, you made possum ground beef outta that roadkill."
Jeremy: " Yeah, that's what I call my roadkill burnout special."
Andrew: "Yum, ground beef! Lets go to Taco Bell".
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The ultimate fate of any meme that achieves total hegemony. With no countermeme to struggle against, the original meme fades away due to disuse. For example, if smoking were actually stamped out, with no smokers left, smoking would have room to eventually rise again since the antismoking meme would have been forgotten.
The urge to ban landmines underwent normative burnout one hundred years after all countries had disposed of their last mine stockpiles, causing some nations to begin experimenting with buried antipersonnel explosives fifty years thereafter. It was an idea old enough to seem new.
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Life Burnout is that feeling of disconnectedness, disengaged-ness in your life. Sometimes itโs on the personal side, the work side and sometimes on the spiritual side.
Itโs like being on the outside of your life looking in, robotically motioning through what weโre โsupposedโ to be doing.
Life Burnout is often caused by huge, life-changing events but it can also be caused by a lack of sleep, a sense of imbalance, monotony in the day-to-day.
"Life Burnout" is a term coined by Jaimee Newberry, who's given numerous talks around the world on the topic.
"I hit an unimaginably dark space of depression-fueled Life Burnout after the loss of my dad." -Jaimee Newberry