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whatever you do, DO NOT SACRIFICE YOUR SCHOOL'S OMELETS YOU WILL HAVE A BAD DAY
but if you want a bad day, here's how to do it :)
1. put your school's gross omelet(s) on a table and surround them with rings (or other jewelry)
2. chant things that you want to happen
3. wait for your day to turn terrible!
my friends and I did this and we had a terrible day and had our own therapy session during PE class :)
Person 1: I really want something interesting and fun to happen today
Person 2: Oh I have an idea, we should do an omelet sacrifice
at the end of the day...
Person 1: My day was awful! Why did you recommend that! I HATE YOU!!!!!
There is a random person or animal sacrificing themselves to do the sacrifice
A sacrificial sacrifice is when the original is when a person sacrifices themselves to save the original sacrifice AKA sacrificial sacrifice
My friend did a sacrificial sacrifice a couple days ago
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The art of giving your two great genital powerhouses to the great lord Satan, thus giving him the power to mate with Archdemons with your DNA, so you can be part of his cause.
Tom: Aye I preformed testicle sacrifice on my dad last night
Brad: Nice! *Highfive*
(Meanwhile at home)
Dad: *Wakes up* WHERE TO FUCK DID MY NUTS GO?!
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If you are at a party and all of your friends have hooked up with someone and it's just you and one of your friend's fuck friend's bros/girlfriends/what-ever-the-fuck-people-call-friends-nowadays.
Anyway, if it's down to just you and them and you friends need them out the way to have a good night, a sacrifice fuck is when you give up yourself for the good of your friends.
Donna: Betty, Megan and Emily had all hooked up.
Kera: Really?
Donna: Yea, but, I was all alone and the guys they were with had this loser friend with them who kept saying "bros b4 hoes", and "let's go man these hoes are prudes".
Kera: So whaddya do.
Donna: I sacrifice fucked him in a back alley so the girls could enjoy their boy toys for the nite.
Kera: You are a true friend.
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Sexual act performed where a man is sitting in a chair receiving a blow job. Just prior to climax, he pulls out and shoots his load over his shoulder to be caught by a waiting female/woman.
"I caught his sacrifice fly last night in my mouth, too bad I had to dive and scraped my knee in the process"
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This is the ability to be willing to do give up all you have to show you love your one true love. . .This doesnt mean to give up going after them it means the ability to chase her around the world and let her realize you need her more than anything else. ..
John just to show how much he loved Elizabeth was willing to have the ultimate sacrifice for her and stopped everything and joined the army to be able to make her dreams come true if she gave you a chance again
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A term for masturbation as coined by Shannon Alexander on an internet forum...
After seeing his teacher in her tight white blouse little johnny had all the inspiration he needed to sacrifice a goat that evening...
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